really this calendar bit of 17776 like. one of the best openings of any scifi story i have read. feeling emotions about ut.

U can grieve and still live life. U can miss loving someone and love others. You can hold onto the good moments and simultaneously the bad moments. You can take the learning from a person you let go off and use it for the better. You can love someone and they may not be the right person. You can wish someone the best and love them from a distance. You can think fondly of someone and never talk to them again.. mysteries of the world…

hiii let me assign you a citrus fruit and try to analyse your personality based on these weird questions <3

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

the law of equivalent exchange

friends

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

zonai dinner theory

it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

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